fake intellectuals

I've been recieving news of several fake intellectuals amok this subreddit, which peeves me quite a bit. Recently I have left the leisure of my sanctum to explore r/thoughtfulchuds on behest of the powers that be, under the presumption which tells me that the less introspective amongst us might be double agents from the thoughtful community. Alas, i find myself unable to prove this theory though fret not, the chudlike and chudful of us will be able to rise above the fake intellectuals and maintain our introspectiveness while continuing to be disgusting and dirty and fat. all while still chudful. Stay vigilant my compatriots, though now I must take my leave, returning to my sanctum where only uber eats orders make themselves seen.

- black "china"