[M4F] 46 - I'm half naked trying to stay cool and having all manner of dirty thoughts. Knotty, fisting, large object insertion, peehole stretching, adult breastfeeding, using your throat as a urinal ... looking to chat with an experienced kinky woman! 35+ preferred - Session: below, TeleGuard: below

Include ASL in your opening message, as well as what part of my post made your cunt clench hardest! I'd love to keep Mommy's tits drained all day, every day, after she turns my pee into milk.

Skipping to the end and ignoring everything from here to my contact methods will end poorly. Don't do that.

• Be able to string more than a few words together. I'm looking to interact with a person, not a set of holes, and I hate playing the world's most boring round of 20 Questions when we could be having a fun chat.

• Be prepared to photo or voice verify. I don't mean your face, as that would be terrible online hygiene before we get to know each other for a bit, but I've been catfished a hell of a lot of late.

• Be single. I have two failed marriages on account of infidelity, so being your dirty little secret holds zero appeal.

• Don't ask for information already provided in a post you're responding to. You have my age and kinks.

It seems 35 is about the lower bound for useful conversation; I'm not here to induct people into the scene, but if you can hold your own, I'd love to hear from you.

I've shot plenty of porn over the years, so I have no interest in random trading. I'm here to have fun moreso than just getting off.

Session: 059fe033c124f548103f152cbd6f8f74a68f09c42f752487c49fd3bd260bd8637f

TeleGuard: XDS9C7QFV