HAI FRENS! IZ LANIUS (AKA GOOD BOY!!!!) I IZ SHOUTING BERY LOUD BECUZ AM BERY HAPP!!!!! I WON MAI PAWSUIT!!!!! 

I wanted to go outside for MANY MANY FOREBERS!!!!!! But mai hoomans say to me "No Lanius, you can't go outside on your own, you need to wait for your harness." I did a soo for many many many treats and pats and snuggles for da in-con-vee-nence. An mai hoomans say "we settle da pawsuit den!"

And den one day, dey put a weird flappy cloth thing on mai chest!!!! Is wrap round mai chest like a snug blankie, but me no like at first. I go MROWWWW and NOOO to tell dem me no likey. An den after wearing it for another few forebers, I realize... is da harness I need to go outside!!! 

I go outside first and den.... I tell yoo, frens........ is SOOPER BIG AND SCARY!!! SO MANY SIGHTS AND SOUNDS AND SMELLIES!!!!! I turn mai tail in and go hide IMMEDIATELY!!!! 

Den one night I say "hmmm wut are dey doing outside????" and I go and do mai "🥺" face and meow bery loud and bery sad at da door. So one of mai hooman put da har-niss on me an we go outside.... 

An I do so much EXPLORE!!!!! I sniff da plants, but mai silly hooman drags me away before I do a CHOMPCHOMPCHOMP on dem tho >:( Dey say I hab to get used to outside, but dis is a pawsuit VICTORY!!!!!! Fank yoo to all da frens out der who gave me da courage to SOO SOO AND SOO! 

P.S: Yoo might hear from mai real meowmy Strawberry when I tell her how SUPER DULER COOL it iz outside. 

PAWSUIT UPDATE!!!! BIG VICTORY!!!!!