51 [M4F] Is this a big sausage fest or can a guy catch a laugh?

As a bored married man looking for some excitement I come on here to read the posts and I notice that this place is filled with men all posting almost the same exact thing. One post after the other. Occasionally I see women post and imagine they must get 3,000 messages, 2,997 of those must include either a d-ck pick or comments that are less than welcoming. So I don’t respond to those. So here I am left to trying to stand out in a crowd other many sausages. It’s like we are all fishing on the same dock hoping for the same results and I imagine for the women you respond to the same posts hoping for a great connection. It’s actually funny and sad at the same time. What have our lives come to?

If you’ve read this far and see the humor in any of this you are definitely the person I would like to connect with. I am sarcastic, witty and do not take myself serious at all. I am looking for a fun escape with someone else who is married with kids who is intelligent and likes and laugh and is looking for a spark. I’d love to explore and have fun and maybe bitch and complain to each other a little bit. I don’t want this to be therapy but rather I prefer this to be therapeutic if that makes sense. If you are at all intrigued send me a message with your name, favorite type of sausage and approximate location in the world. I look forward to making this day a little more interesting.