[M4A] who needs a degree when you've got kneepads

I don't think this was how my parents expected me to break into corporate America and, to be honest, I'm a little surprised myself. I was bored with the masseuse hustle and realized that there may be a more effective way to ease people's tensions. So I shopped my idea around and found a large firm that was willing to give me a try. Today is my first day and I'm both excited and nervous.

I've already checked and there's a long list of needy customers. The gist of it is this; the company has hired me to give head. I'll go down on men or women in half hour increments for eight hours a day. They're making it worth my while. There may be some off menu options available or after hours sessions but, for now, I'm just looking forward to my first day.

I'm looking for someone to help fill out this role with me. Are you first on my list? Have I been servicing you for a while and you wasn't to change the routine? I'm open to suggestions.