24 [M4F] #Online/NA - Desperately need an ANONYMOUS online friend to yap with!

I really want an online friend who I’m 100% anonymous with, so that we can yap about anything and everything. I’m not very open in real life and I find that one of the very few times I can really be open is when I’m talking to a stranger on the internet. Maybe you’re the same way?

I know I’m supposed to listen to my hobbies and stuff, but I figure it’s probably better find that out while talking, right? So I’ll just list some very basic stuff: I love cooking (a little obsessive about that), horror movies (practically the only genre of movie I watch), and playing video games like valorant, Minecraft, Phasmophobia, you name it.

A few other stuff: I’m a grad student, so I simultaneously have a LOT of free time and no time at all. And I feel like my brain is always clogged up thinking about my research so a yap sesh once in a while would really work wonders for me 😭 and I can’t exactly be good friends with other grad students, since we’re way too different… so yeah.

Anyway, message me with your age and gender! I definitely do not want to exchange pictures, including receiving them! Makes it feel way less anonymous and I feel like it’ll defeat the whole purpose of why I’m doing this.

Also on an unrelated note, there’s a big ass fly in my washroom and I need someone to give me the courage to go fight it

Hey! I know we don’t know each other yet but we’re gonna be besties soon :) the only thing I ask is for you to be over 21, and be from North America! Also, I put M4F because I feel that I usually get along better with women, and also, haven’t had the best experiences with guys on here. I tagged it NSFW but I’m not looking to sext or anything! Just that for some reason, fart jokes and shit are somehow not considered SFW. Please read below for the other stuff though!