WHY THE FUCK ARE MACS SO FUCKING STUPID!

My fucking job switched our laptops which did really suck and out excitement for the replacement Mac Tablets lasted about 3 fucking seconds. Nobody can submit expense reports or save anything because our our fucking stupid company didn't train any of us on this bullshit. I have 25 fucking years of computer experience ON REGULAR FUCKING COMPUTERS!! NOT THIS COCK SUCKING BULLSHIT! I WANT TO KICK EVERYONE WHO DESIGNED THIS BULLSHIT IN THE NUTS! I WOULD HAVE AN EASIER TIME WORKING MY OLD LAPTOP IF IT WERE IN JAPANESE THAN THIS FUCK MAC PIECE OF SHIT!