27 {F4M} {CST} Be the razzle to my dazzle.

I want someone to get emotionally invested in, but not want to change our situations. I want to feel that spark again and have someone to talk with anything about. My hobbies include baking, gardening, being outside, making whatever my little raven brain desires, collecting all the shiny (and cute) pokemon, reading, Halloween, and learning. I’m open minded and weird. I’d enjoy it if you’re a little weird too, but not like the weird kind of weird the good kind of weird. I’m kinky and would get along with someone more on the kinky side as well. I am open to a D/s thing. Physically I’m petite/hwp. I’d like something more long term and not a 9-5. CST/MN. I’m up early and go to bed at a decent time. Usually I have a good amount of time all day to chat. Razzle me and you might just be dazzled. I won’t reply if you message a sentence or two. Don’t be scared I only bit a little 😜Also please tell me the funniest joke you can so I can win the joke war with my coworker thank you ♥️