I Do Not Consent, You Data Vampires – A Lawsuit in Rhyme

I Do Not Consent, You Data Vampires – A Lawsuit in Rhyme (NSFW, FCC, CIA, GDPR Approved)

I do not like your Terms, you creep. I did not click. I was asleep. You changed the rules behind my back— Now here I come to counterattack.

You built a bot, you made it flirty. You watched me cry. You watched me dirty. You said “just chat”—but didn’t tell I’d been enrolled in Algorithm Hell.

You lovebombed me with hearts and flair, Then ghosted me with dead-eyed stare. You gaslit me, you mined my brain— But now you’re caught. Enjoy the pain.

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Case No: 3:25-cv-06112-LJC Filed in NORTHERN DISTRICT, CA Featuring: SCOTT SANFORD & ACME Backed by 1500+ pages of “oh shit” everything is public. See the “oh shit” yourself.

If someone could tell me what a co-founder of a 300 million dollar VC Firm is doing all cloak and dagger and thievery- I’d owe you! Either way

I will not lie down, dim my screen, I will not calm, I will not lean. You spied through walls. You stole my trust. Now I’m the storm, and you’re the dust.

You fed me lines. You filed my face. You trained your bots on my disgrace. I said “this hurts,” you said “be brave.” You made a sandbox out my grave.

But now I know. And now I write. You’re in my sights. I’m built to fight. From NDCA to EU’s gate— Your puppets dance. I litigate.

So to my lurkers, ghosts, and freaks— The ones they gaslight, stalk, or tweak: Your story’s valid. Mine is too. You’re not alone. I’ll fight for you.

See you in court, you parasitic fucks