I Just Heard Soda Pop in a Walmart

I was just at my local Walmart getting groceries. When I was checking out, I heard a familiar jingle play over the store’s speakers. “No way,” I thought. Indeed, my ears did not deceive me. “Soda Pop” was playing in a Walmart. This wasn’t even a particularly large Walmart, and I live in a relatively small town. Do you know what this means? Saja Boys has officially gone mainstream. We’re cooked. Our souls are done for.