Transcript of Boss’ Call to the Lawyer

“Hi, you’ve reached the law offices of D, T, P & N. Have you been scammed on an overseas site by bigmac? You’ve called the right place! We are litigating a class action lawsuit against Mr. Mac himself and plaintiffs can either be paid out in Solana or Chips.gg credit. May I direct your call to our crack legal team? Please hold, one of our attorneys will pick up after the ‘EEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHH’.”