[TOMT] "can't have a gap in the resume am i right?"
So this woman moves to NYC after just getting hired and she's entering the office and everything is choas- papers flying around. She meets this guy and he says "Oh hey I was supposed to be your training manager. Adopt a smash and grab attitude. Want a bagel?" And someone rushes in the background stealing a copier "Donna! You know you're never gonna use that." She asks, "what's happening?" "Corporate assets seized."
She later is at the coffee shop with all of her stuff and furniture and the same guy comes and is like
"Ma'am, you can't leave all your stuff out here." To which she replies " But they said if I got a coffee I could stay here for 15 minutes."
They recognize each other (from earlier office scene) and she's like "What are you doing here?" "I got hired as a manager. Can't have a gap in the resume am I right?"
Posted Aug 8, 2025, 9:05 PM UTC