You are offered 1m if you can make the local newspaper in a week. How would you achieve this?

You have to make the local news within a week from today. No time to prepare, it must be one week from when you get the offer.

If you do it by illegal means, you still get the money, but will suffer the consequences. So if you get a charge for it that will need to be payed for in some form.

No negative consequences if you don’t make the deadline.