It’s time to grow up and stop drooling over FAKE watches!

When I was 19 I put myself through college on a full ride scholarship.

When I graduated I worked hard and made something of myself.

Now at 39 I’ve made enough to treat myself to something special. A beautiful timepiece with history and prestige.

What you replica fanboys don’t realize is you’re missing out on the entire point of having a luxury watch. It’s a symbol of your unstoppable drive, worth ethic, and value as a person.

Yeah, I know we see some 18-19 year olds flexing Pateks because they come from generational wealth. But guess what libs, that kid’s great-great grandfather worked his tail off becoming a plantation owner (probably) and that watch on that greedy kid’s wrist is a testament to that hardwork!

You claim your watches are 98% identical. Well guess what, they’re not. They might look, feel, and without a microscope seem the same, but there’s one thing your watch will never have. The knowledge that I worked hard to earn that $30k Rolex from my AD while you only paid $500 to a guy that speaks to you in broken English on WhatsApp.

I hope you know your hobby is pathetic, I hate you.