36 [M4F] Not looking for a forever just a filthy right now pocket buddy

Taps the mic Is this thing on?!?!

Hello old friend, it’s been a while. I tried to stay away. I really did but then the those sexy open voids were never filled. I got greedy again.

I’ve come back in hopes to find my next awfully good distraction. I know I’ll be back when my eyes start to wonder constantly when I’m out at the gym, at the grocery store, storytime… hoping to find one SAHM or overly stress wife who returns the eye contact. Such a fun game, really. So here I am to find a proper outlet for my frustration, stress, and tension that is at a safe distance away from home-base. Hopefully, this is where you will slide in.

Let me be up front - If you’re looking for the deep lasting connection, the proverbial spark to a new person, then I may not be the one for you. Hey, maybe it gets there, but I’m not holding my breath. I’d probably die. Initially, I just want something fun, flirty, and laced with heavy innuendos. Make me smirk at my phone. You know what I’m talking about. I’m willing to say I’m a cake eater.

I’m not here to ruin anyone life and this isn’t my first time down this rabbit hole. Will you make it my last?

Above all else, trust and discretion is the key to the success of our new little arrangement.

Who the hell is this guy? 36 M, kiddos, professionally successful, driven so I hope your a challenge. Work out regularly and active to keep up with a young family. Conventionally attractive by most standards, willing to verify pretty quickly as we graduate to new levels. We’re not going anywhere is there isn’t an immediate burning in the lust furnace. Hazel eyes, black hair, and a well groomed tidy beard for your enjoyment.

So when do we begin this new little side adventure of fun? Bring the cake and I’ll get to eating.