My biology professor had me stand in front of the class as an example of "secondary sexual characteristics"

The topic was sexual selection and he literally called on me to come stand in front of the lecture hall. He used his pointer to point to different parts of my body. He said my hips were perfect for child-bearing, my narrow waist indicated fitness, and my boobs (big) signaled that I could nurture a child. And then said my big eyes and plump lips were "flashing neon signs for procreation."

I know I should have felt humiliated, and I kind of was? I mean, I felt like a prized cow lol. But I'm not going to lie... it was really, really hot. After class I realized I was soaking wet. And I've been thinking another it ever since.