MAGA Plan To Burn Contraceptives Backfires And Instead Interns Forced To Do The Deed Have Massive Orgy In Lincoln Bedroom With Trump

Washington DC — What was a brilliant plan by MAGA hardliners to burn contraceptives that were meant to be handed out via US AID turned into a massive orgy in the Lincoln Bedroom in the White House. Trump invited the Interns, who were being forced to do the deed, and lead each of the young interns astray.

Trump commented, ‘Hey, who cares? I have immunity. Heck I could have strangled all of these interns and MAGA would believe they died because of CO2 poisoning. They believe anything. Anyway, who cares. I’m me. Aren’t I amazing and aren’t YOU lucky that I’m President?!’