41 [M4F] My luck has been garbage lately

I’ve found some wonderful women to talk to, and the last couple have both bolted after spouses got suspicious…or at least that’s what they told me 🤷‍♂️ So I’m going to try my luck again, with a simple, bulleted list. If any of those resonates with you, and your spouse isn’t already suspicious, let’s chat.

What you get with me:

• Height! I’m 6’1”
• Witty banter - I don’t take life too seriously, it’s too damn short
• A man with all of his teeth
• No known addictions
• A short beard - you either love it or hate it
• Active lifestyle - I run, I’m a biker, I enjoy the gym. Yep, I’ll tell you ALL about my runs.
• Kink - yes, I’m sexual and have some kinks. Nothing (too) crazy though
• A picture relatively early on - we both know attraction is important
• A guy who has been told he’s attractive by more than just his mom - self explanatory
• Someone who will listen - I might also try to fix things but I’m working on that
• Confidence - I like to think I stop short of cocky or arrogant but I have confidence
• Pictures and calls - I love sending and receiving pictures and getting calls, both voice and video.

What I hope you bring:

• Humor - if you take this all seriously, we will struggle. We need to laugh.
• Cute - I don’t need hot but I do appreciate someone cute. (See above attraction comment)
• An empathetic soul - this is something I don’t have at home
• An animal lover - mostly dogs because if you don’t like dogs, there’s something wrong with you
• Intelligence - I love big brains!
• A picture - I’m a visual learner
• EST compatible - I’ve found time zone too far on either side don’t work

What you won’t get

• A dad bod - Sorry, I know they’re in right now.
• Pressure - if it’s not for you, then we move on
• A whinny bitch - I’m a big boy who wears big boy pants. I can take it.