i’m in witness protection and here’s all the vulnerable children i’ve relocated this year!!

i’ve included both their old names and the new ones i’ve given them! i think you will agree the old names were a little trashy lol… no wonder these kids got into trouble and needed my help! i really think i did these kids a huge favour by choosing them such beautiful new names 💖🙏🏻 thank god for me!!! 😇✨💖 p.s. if anyone is curious why their parents would choose such stupid garbage names i can send you all the info i have on the family, and their ages, dates of birth, new addresses, anything you want!

Satya Singh -> Charles Smith

Leander Kerry -> Theodore Smith

Delphine LeClair -> Olivia Jones

Ivar Andersen -> Charles Jones

Leilani Hale -> Olivia Smith

Aleksei Koval -> Theodore Jones

Toussaint Dembélé -> Charles Smith

Imogen Cleese -> Olivia Jones

Medina Serik -> Charlotte Smith

Bashir Ayad -> Theodore Jones

Maritza Lopez -> Olivia Smith

Zainab Abdi -> Charlotte Jones

Jakari Jackson -> Charles Jones

Azzurra Bianchi -> Olivia Jones

soooo tell me what you think, am i a saint or what 🥰