Are you a middle aged person who doesn’t get embarrassed and down on your luck? I’ve got the gig for you.

I understand the caption is discourteous; sorry, that’s life!

Need a strange fellow for a marketing stunt. Won’t share too much via this post, but I will tell you that you won’t have to do anything illegal, lascivious, or immoral. Just act a little goofy in public.

Pay is $650 cash for 40 hours of work spread over 2 weeks. It’s not physically demanding in any capacity. Literally anyone can do this job.

Dm a picture of yourself if you’re interested—do not reach out otherwise. Need someone with a serious lack of social anxiety, and if that’s you, you won’t be worried about sending a picture of yourself to some random Reddit account.