Entitled parents racially abuse customers at the supermarket

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This one happened quite early on during my first days working at the supermarket. But, I noted it all done on my phone just after it happened, so I haven't managed to forget it.

Me: Me
EM: Entitled Mum
ED: Entitled Dad
S: Their annoying Son
D: Their Daughter (she didn't speak though!)
BOSS: My amazing boss, Nigel

So, it was about the end of my shift, and I was getting ready to finish up when in walk these smug parents, both wearing Reform caps with "Let's make Britain Great" sprawled on the top (I think that's what it said, because that's what Reform have currently, but the wording may have been a bit different.) Reform is basically the MAGA of England btw.

ED: We're looking for some British meat.

Me: All our meat is British, I don't know what you mean.

EM: *Snorts* Yeah, and I can see you're still selling that Halal crap even though I sent an email

Me: I haven't read your email, and our supermarket is very welcoming to all religions!

ED: *Angrily* And that's your problem isn't it. First they steal our jobs, now we can't even get a good slice of chicken without these Muslims running everything

EM: At our son's school they were even teaching about Islam!

S: It's true, where's Christian values??

I was so dumbfounded I didn't know what to say, it turns out I didn't have to. A Muslim gentleman walked past, oblivious to what was happening.

ED: Oi, mate. Stop selling your Halal crap here. We're a Christian country and don't want it.

Before I could intervene, my BOSS, Nigel arrived, as quick as a flash. I knew Nigel meant business because he was standing like Obi Wan did at the top of the ship before he confronted Anakin.

BOSS: What's going on here?

ED: *Pointing to his pathetic Reform cap* I'm taking back our country!

EM: I've emailed again and again but you never listen

BOSS: Oh? Are those the emails I've been collecting in case I need to report you to the police?

ED: What? You getting the police involved? For what?

Me: Racial harassment.

Both parents were stunned, I bet they had been used to bullying their whole lives. But Nigel wasn't going to let racism slide for one second.

BOSS: If you don't leave now, I'll be force to trespass you and call the police. Then you'll have two charges. Harassment and trespassing.

I'd never seen four people run so fast in my life! Then me and Nigel went to the pub. He showed me the emails, and some of them were really bad. Seems the family had likely been doing this to a few supermarkets, targeting ones that sell Halal meat. Nigel said he'd alert other supermarkets in our chain to make sure they don't go in and abuse anyone else. I haven't seen them all year, so it must have worked!

Posted Aug 12, 2025, 5:44 PM UTC

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