HELP: I cannot lose any more gloves!

I’ve had it. I cannot stand to lose a single glove every time I wear gloves. I have tried being focused and more conscious of where I put them when I take them off but alas, it doesn’t work.

I spent last night spiralling about my missing glove. Drove back to the shopping strip I was at yesterday as soon as the sun rose, spent 4hrs scouring a large shopping strip, including getting down on my hands and knees, digging through rubbish bins and looking down storm drains with a torch. Only to get back in my car and see the glove sitting atop the dashboard.

Yes, I may have snapped but I’ve had it. HOW THE FUCK DO I KEEP BOTH GLOVES!?!