Transatlantic Flight Advice

Not a plane person, just a common lurker. But I do fly business class, including my upcoming trip to Europe. From everything I have read here, my understanding is that my cockpit crew is stupid and is going to inherently use the left rudder by accident. Resulting in us crashing into the Atlantic Ocean.

After the water evacuation will the premium business class raft become a prime target for raids by those savage steerage rafts from economy? I am picturing our raft (stocked with caviar, heated seats, and a sommelier) being a constant target of the plebs paddling over on their sad inflatable donuts armed with pitchforks made from broken tray tables. Advice?