Your Kpoop conspiracy theories?

I have two conspiracy theories that I believe in. First one revolves around TWICE. So TWICE did their stadium show in Cali at Banc of California stadium. That same weekend the first cruel world festival was ongoing the same nights. I firmly believe on that night of the full moon when both acts were performing in separate areas of LA God Jihyo used the opportunity to steal Bauhaus singer Pete Murphys vampire powers to keep her from becoming a hag and stay forever young while the rest of TWICE becomes hags naturally. It also explains why Bauhaus’s reunion tour abruptly ended and now the band has been stuck in Love and Rockets mode since.

Secondly the next theory revolves around asspa. Karina Smirnoff is a raging alcoholic and that explains why she has a ‘fear’ of birds. Girl is just royally hungover most of the time and anybody here knows what being hungover is like, birds can be annoying as fuck. It also explains why she is constantly stumbling and bumping into things like doors and stuff from the videos on YouTube they always upload lol.