Stop Being A Bad Driver When Your Vehicle Looks Like Grandpa Optimus Prime

Idk how else to title it. If you’re riding my ass while Im driving in the fast lane, it’s not going to do anything. I’m in cruise control. I’m not going to go faster or slower. No amount of you throwing your hands up like “whyyy??” is going to make me go faster than I’m going, which is usually exactly 10 over the speed limit. Get over yourself.

Also, if your car has a bumper that’s falling off and windows that are taped up. DEFINITELY don’t try to make me go faster. You need to go slower or at the very least at the speed limit. Honestly, you should probably not be on the road. One bad damage, sure; someone else’s fault but at the point that you’re driving a roll of duct tape on wheels, it’s you. 100%.

That’s it, that’s the rant, you’re dumb and you have nowhere important to be. Fuck off.

And before you. yes YOU try to hit me with the, “what if someone’s in labor and they’re trying to make it to the birth of their child??” Eat a bag of dicks. That vehicle is a hazard to the living of all ages and no one should transport anything in it ever. Plan better, make a go-bag, idk what to tell you. Im not going to drive unsafely to make up for you not being prepped and you’ve had nine months to do so if that’s the case.