**[33][m4f/fm][Maple Shade][hall pass for shark week]**

So apparently it's that magical time of the month where my girlfriend has banished me from Netflix and declared the couch a no-fly zone. Something about "needing space" and "stop asking if I want ice cream every 5 minutes." 

Look, I'm just a simple guy from Maple Shade who knows when to give a lady her space (and when to stock up on chocolate). Got my hall pass for the weekend and figured I'd see what kind of trouble I could get into around South Jersey.

About me: I can parallel park in Philly without crying, I know the difference between pork roll and Taylor ham (fight me), and I've mastered the art of Wawa ordering during rush hour. I also make a mean grilled cheese and am surprisingly good at miniature golf - which is basically New Jersey's official sport, right?

Not looking for anything crazy dramatic - just someone fun to grab some good food with, maybe check out a brewery, or pretend we're sophisticated at one of those wine places in Haddonfield. Whether you're a single lady or a cool couple looking for some extra company, I'm down for whatever good vibes come my way. Bonus points if you can recommend a good spot I haven't tried yet.

I promise I'm house-trained, have all my shots, and only occasionally make dad jokes (okay, frequently). Fair warning though - I will absolutely judge you if you put ketchup on a good cheesesteak.

Hit me up if you're looking for some low-key fun with someone who knows how to show a lady (or ladies) a good time without being a creep about it. And yes, I can hold an actual conversation that doesn't revolve around sports or what I had for lunch.

P.S. - If you're also dealing with your own "shark week" situation, we can commiserate over some really good takeout and bad reality TV. Sometimes the best company is someone who gets it.