I just saw a girl approach a guy at the bar and I eavesdropped and I think her name is PinkPinterest

the girl went up to this guy and she said "my name is pink and i'm really glad to meet you" and the guy looked at his straggot companions and said "yo what kind of username is that" and the guy's girlfriend saw him talking to the pink lady and she ran towards her, grabbed her by the hair and she almost mopped the entire floor with it before she realized it was a wig.
the police came and arrested everyone involved, even the wig got cuffed
apparently people in the club were like yo is that pinkpinterest getting arrested, but i googled and it looked more like poot to me idk man i'm home now