The only way I can cope with the speeding is to assume you need to poop.

Twice today I watched a vehicle pass another vehicle while in a residential, 2 lane, solid line street. And it's certainly not the first time I've witnessed this. Tailgaters, red light runners, tire squeelers, oh and my favourite the break-all-the-rules-to-get-to-Tims-faster folks, just know, as of today, in order to keep my own sanity, I will look at you at say out loud "They probably really need to poop."