No one believes me. :updated:

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I posted this in sexstories 8 months ago. Updates at the bottom.

No one believes me so I'm posting it here.

This isn't bragging. Maybe a need for validation since no one I tell believes me.

I got out of a 5 year marriage (9 years together) at the beginning of 2023. To say it plainly I got screwed over. I was depressed and borderline suicidal for most of that year, especially once I learned that my ex wife brought another man who she barely knew around our then 3 year old daughter. He moved in with them not long after.

Our sex life, like many others, started out great but faded with time. There was little communication as to our personal sexual needs and any time there was any on her part it was blatant criticism and hardly constructive. Mostly done while in the middle of the act. Many guys know this is a confidence killer. It got even worse after having a child.

After discovering she was seeing someone, something snapped in me. I felt even more depressed and inadequate and decided to move on since there was nothing I could do.

I ended up on Tinder and hooked up with an older woman. She was 53. I was 40. She had a great body and looked awesome for her age. I figured why not.

I'm not a well endowed man, thick but not exactly long. And my confidence was at an all time low.

But that night I made her orgasm 24 times. A bunch of anal and toys as well. Naturally, women can fake pleasure or orgasms for sure. But she was a squirter (she even squirted when she deep throated me, which weirded me out) so there was "evidence" if you will.

This went on for maybe a month and a half. Nearly every night. A big criticism I'd get from my ex wife was that I was terrible at eating pussy. But in my mind I felt that I WAS good at it if she'd just shut up and let me do my thing. It was constant interruptions and criticisms.

I did what I felt was right to the 53 year old. She said she had more orgasms with me than she had in her entire life until that point. And that I ruined sex for her because she can't see it ever being this good again. I can post text messages if anyone wants confirmation lol. I'm thinking it was somewhere in the area of 400 in a month and a half. I kept count to make myself feel better.

That relationship ended (she became too attached and clingy 😬) and I moved on to my current girl. I figured the 53 year old was a fluke situation and I wouldn't be able to repeat 24 in a night or anything close to that for that matter.

The first night we hooked up I made her cum 19 times and made her squirt for the first time (maybe, maybe not but her reaction was extreme surprise πŸ˜…) She literally did a "time out" motion after the 12th orgasm when I was eating her out. It was hilarious. She told me she never had more than 3 in one night and that's with her doing most of the work.

We've been together for a year and we have sex nearly every day. I think I peaked out at 26 orgasms with her. Most nights she loses count. If I had to put a number on it I think she's had about 2300 orgasms, both clitoral and vaginal (a few from eating her ass) since we met.

I haven't told many. Mostly close friends. But NO ONE believes me. Only her best friend believes her as well. I don't expect anyone to believe me either. Social media is a cesspool of lies and exaggerations. But I just had to get this off my chest.

My therapist believes my anger at my ex wife translated into the need to prove myself as a man and as a lover. And it manifested itself into this apparent sexual potency I wasn't aware of or confident in.

Thanks for listening.

Updates:

My girlfriend and I are reaching our two year anniversary and are still going strong sex wise (and relationship wise). I did the math and told her by the 2 year mark she'll have gotten 3700 orgasms. She just smiled. 😊

Posted Sep 2, 2025, 3:28 PM UTC

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