My wife's hot take on each potential partner based on a single conversation.` (Warning, Sacred Cow Barbecue inside)

Arata--Wait, he's athletic, kind and cute? Obviously the best choice.

Derek--He seems fun. I'd hang with him.

Gabriel--Sensitive artist type, but grounded. I'd hang with him too.

Jules--He's like if a high school math teacher was even more boring.

Lloyd--Meh. Just not a lot to hang your hat on.

Samir--Oh, a Prince. Of course there's a prince.

Diana--This is literally the most boring character I've ever seen. Is she supposed to be boring?

Freya--Very real. I can see the appeal.

June--I bet she really opens up when you talk to her a lot. I bet it's worth it, but you have to stick in there.

Kagetsu--Ah, the mystical, unattainable goddess girl. Fine if you're into that, I guess. I'd judge you if you picked her though.

Maple--Manic Pixie Dream Girl. I'd DEFINITELY judge you if you picked her.

Sophie--Girl Next Door. The vanilla choice, but she's a nice vanilla.