[TOMT] Trying to Track Down Comedic Song with Limited Memory

[TOMT][MUSIC][2000s-Now]

Preface: I can recall no direct lyrics or tunes.

Ideas I Remember:

• The song is musical-theatre/melodic in style
• The song pertains to a boy (played by an adult male actor) who is confessing his love to his teacher (adult female)
• The teacher notably corrects the boy by explaining that his feelings of admiration for her (or something synonymous) aren't love
• This call-and-response theme permeates the song
• I came across this song looking for tenor/baritone auditions songs
• It's entirely possible that it's from a lesser known concept album, demo reel, or something of that nature
• I definitely did not listen to this song on Spotify

I've been trying to track down this song through every means I can think of (Google searches, browser history - didn't go back far enough, OpenAI/Claude assisted searches, pulling Spotify listen lists, etc.)