"Wait you're not Harry P Potter?" The Ghost of Christmas Past asked.

Mix "A Christmas Carol" "It's a wonderful life" and Harry Potter.

The ghost of Christmas past gets the wrong Harry when Harry was supposed to get a IAWL treatment during a particularly bad Christmas post voldemort instead gets visited by 3 ghosts.

"Remember Christmas as a young boy." shows the only Christmas with his parents then the next year showing him at Petunia's house "Wait a minute, What the fuck happened?!" The ghost exclaimed as Harry shows the Halloween his parents died.

"Fuck fuck uh hold on..." the ghost of past started looking through The file and making faces of cringe at reading it. 'Starved. Not given any food. Fingers turning black shovling snow.'

Then the ghost of Christmas present shows Ginny fucking either Draco or Someone else. "OH SHIT I am so sorry did not mean to show that." The ghost says.

"Hey death nice seein ya homie." Harry says when ghost of future shows up and greets Harry with a "What up Harry, wait are you getting a Christmas Carol?! Dude! Your gonna live for a long ass time."

Shows Harry lives to be 569. "You know what...I'm OK with this." Harry nods accepting being miserable during Christmas.

Then Harry P Potter. A rich guy getting a What if you were never born and the world is fucking great. Like he's a politician that refused a nuclear plant being built because his family owns a coal company. He's the reason a virus outbreak just so much bad shit the world without him is a 400% plus.