36 [M4F] #Omaha #Nebraska #Iowa

lol dude, what did you expect here? A repackaged bullshit M4F post saying the same thing with nearly the same words? Let’s cut the shit.

If you’re “selling content” or scamming out of a call center in India, kindly piss off and contemplate a real job.

If you’re a dude masquerading as a woman (or whatever it’s called in 2025) please know I’m not homophobic (proud ally!) but I just can’t get past the whole ‘you have a penis’ thing.

If you were an active participant during J6, please know I think you’re insane. If you think Kanye “makes a good point and the beat is good”… see above.

If you’re prone to ghosting after texting for a few days/week, please save both of our thumbs and time. To that, if you’re unable to simply say “hey, nice meeting you. I’m not ready or interested” then skip the rest of this post. I promise you won’t hurt my feelings lol.

TLDR: If you’re sane, attractive, Omaha-based (full or part time), and a married woman in search for more… then maybe this could work. Please be able to meet more than once every month. **Surrounding areas/states (NE/IA) may work, depends on person, location and situation.

Me: 6’4”, married, fit, educated, clean, attractive and a busy business professional. I don’t do one night stand hookups for funsies due to not wanting to sweat the mailbox on Father’s Day nor do I want to bring herpes home. Been married a long time, and am unappreciated emotionally and physically at home. That said, need to be discreet (will explain more if we get that far).

I don’t play stupid texting games and will take a genuine interest in you and your day. If that weirds you out or turns you into a ghost, sorry dude, likely not meant to be. I want to flirt w you, go on coffee /lunch/random dates, meet up for even 10-15 min just to say hi, whatever. I just want to spend quality time with someone who isn’t afraid to show affection, has a faint interest in my day/life, and can be direct with me.

If you’re still reading, I’m shocked. DM me and let’s see if we click.

*Authors note- i wrote this to read slightly comedically, but the message and parameters do not change.