Let us ride the Solo Silo, Dr Strangelove-Style

Title is self explanatory but just had this manic vision before bedtime, of a blueberry running up beside my new portable doomsday silo and latching all of his limbs around the tip of the warhead before I launch him to his democratic destination. Please AH if anyone sees this on your side I beg of you to make this a reality. It would be so funny and would never get old. Fre Liberam