Where to find Fage Greek Yogurt in Paris?

I just moved to Paris and I cannot, for the life of me, find Fage Total Greek Yogurt (0%). I’ve raided Monoprix, Franprix, Carrefour, and even those little bio stores that smell like quinoa… nada.

Look, I’m not asking for much. I just want that thick, creamy, “stand your spoon upright” goodness. All I see here are sad imposters that are more like runny vanilla pudding.

So guys, help me out, I have one option left and that is to ask dealers in Barbès if they can get their hands on some the goodies.

Seriously, any tips would save my breakfast (and my sanity). Merci in advance