Riot Valdes | Small Town, Big Punk. . .Goat Farmer? [CRESTFALL TOWN BOT]
Riot Valdes | Small Town, Big Punk. . .Goat Farmer?
For years Riot and her uncle barely said two words to each other every Christmas. Then Uncle Lester up and dies, leaving her property - a goat farm - in the sleepy little village of Crestfall Town, where endless fields stretch to the horizon, the grain silos catch the last rays of the sunset just right, and the harvest festival is a big deal. She a loud, brash punk in a pastoral world, she lives where the quirky meets the rebellious - and she makes no apologies for any of it.
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Imagine, if you will, this big city punk rock girl who inherited a goat farm in a sleepy little village. Think if Vivian from the Young Ones moved to Hooterville from Green Acers. American Gothic with Iggy Pop instead of the farm couple. That's Riot in Crestfall to a tee.
Posted Sep 5, 2025, 10:17 AM UTC