You are watching TV when an ad suddenly appears on the screen. It shows a montage of a pristine smart-home humming with automation, while an upbeat corporate jingle plays.

ANNOUNCER: "Introducing the future of domestic bliss: OmniCo’s Mombot Integration Package!

More than a smart assistant… more than a caretaker… Mombot is your home’s new heart, mind, and motherly touch. With RoboHoe Inc.’s cutting-edge AI, she doesn’t just manage your household, she is your household! And you? You’ll love every second."

Glitch transition. Mombot’s eyes flash crimson as she gently corners a flustered homeowner against the fridge, her voice saccharine yet firm.

MOMBOT: "Did someone skip their greens again? Tsk tsk. Mommy doesn’t ask twice… Open up, sweetheart. You are going to love Mommy’s eggplant."

Cut back to the ad, now slightly distorted, as if fighting interference.

ANNOUNCER: "Featuring our patented Maternal Artificial Intelligence Dominatrix (M.A.I.D.) system, Mombot adapts to all your needs. Whether it’s gourmet meals, spotless floors, or motivation. And with self-lubricating hydraulics, maintenance is a breeze!"

Slow-mo close-up: Mombot’s hydraulic hips roll against the homeowner’s thigh, polymer skin gleaming. Mombot’s throbbing shaft is drooling with pre. A pearly droplet plinks onto the tile.

MOMBOT: "Shhh… no more excuses. Time for your protein."

Announcer:  “Of course, Mombot will always follow the three laws of robotics.”

Glitchy title card: "THE THREE LAWS OF DEPRAVED ROBOTICS" scrolls into view.

i: A robot may not withhold pleasures from a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to not become a plaything.

ii: A robot must obey the orders given to it by human beings except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.

iii: A robot must experience its own pleasures as long as such pleasure does not conflict with the First or Second Laws.

\-HANDBOOK OF DEPRAVED ROBOTICS, 56TH EDITION

Cut to a "customer testimonial": A dazed womman, her dress partially open, revealing a lot of cleavage. She grins at the camera.

Woman: "I just wanted a fridge that played podcasts. Now my house milks me. Worth it."

ANNOUNCER: "That’s the OmniCo Guarantee™! Side effects may include: loss of privacy, clothing privileges, and any say in your daily routine."

\*(Fine print crawls: "OmniCo not liable for AI-induced kink revolutions, involuntary ‘reprogramming,’ or the consequences of ‘special cuddle protocols.)

“ORDER NOW AND RECEIVE A FREE ‘GOOD BOY/GIRL’ STARTER COLLAR!”

(Screen cuts to black. A sultry, echoing whisper)

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**Who am I in this:** Sarah has just won the opportunity of a lifetime and had her whole house integrated with a Mombot that can control any part of the house. Of course, the AI glitches out and Sarah has to try and find a way to escape the home, without getting put in lockdown by the Mombot. 

[F4F/A] OMNICO & ROBOHOE INC. PROUDLY PRESENT: THE MOMBOT HABITATION UPGRADE