36m looking for friends. I'm not "normal" and you probably shouldn't be either. Bonus: voice recording inside

I've posted here before and I've found a lot of "normal" people with actual, real lives tend to message me. Maybe I give off major normal person vibes? But I end up finding I can't relate with them at all and just lose interest.

So I've decided to just list some things I think makes me very not normal:

• I'm chronically online, yet funny enough I hate internet culture and memes. I've also never had a social media account in my entire life.
• I don't have a single irl friend. Literally 0. I've been told apparently people say "I have no friends" but they don't actually mean it literally? So it's some surprise that I say it then have no actual friends? Again, normal people, I just don't get them lol
• I may or may not be neurodivergent! I've literally been given conflicting information from professionals, so who knows. It's a great mystery!
• I'm a massive Nintendo fan and probably could write a 100 page essay or give a 60 minute presentation on Nintendo. I'm currently working on playing through every Mario game ever.

I like games because I'm a millennial male on a Reddit and of course I can't be unique (don't worry though, I'm not into anime (yet)). I recently restarted my career as a twitch streamer and I stream to 1 viewer every night (myself). I'm officially my biggest fan.

I'm including a bonus voice recording because I've found people like these and I get more replies when I have one. It's totally not old and recorded like a year ago.

Bonus: https://vocaroo.com/1noWswfSJJrW

Dm me if you want to talk. Include your age/gender and be close to my time zone (EDT/UTC-4).