Toxic Family Bingo!

It's a silly game I play now that I realize how crackers my loved ones are. When I'm at a family function, I mentally create a bingo card in my head with things like "granny implies I'm fat" or "dad tells questionable joke". Makes me laugh to myself. So I fit right in. Sometimes I just set a stopwatch and see how fast it takes for something to blow up. Sister is in on it now, so we just share a look when the predictable things happen.