Oh fuck. News that just made my cock throb and squirt precum in my jeans. New toy arrives early!

As much as others here, I love when a new toy arrives. I have something new on order that wasn't expected until this weekend, but now I see is arriving today!

It's Dick Christmas! LOL

Fuck, I didn't expect this and now I'm going to be so distracted all day and week.

I'm half tempted to dare my fellow gooners demand I deny myself from trying out the toy until this weekend.