The Wallflower

As Hunter wiped his ass for the 100th time, the paper was finally clean. He knew he needed to be eating more fiber, but listening to doctors was for babies and big lipped boys. After a flush and washing his hands he made his way back to his desk and sat down. As his headphones slipped back on he heard Isaiah immediately chastising him for being gone for so long. "Is your red cabbage okay?! Or did you just get lost on the way back from the bathroom you buffoon, you fool, you nincompoop!!". A single tear rolled down Hunter's cheek. He knew he was easily replaceable, Isiah had even made him an iceberg of other internet animators with deep voices that could take his place. Most of which were much better voice actors. So Hunter took the beatings, the beratings, and hoped that someday he would be good enough for Isaiah to treat him like people.

They went on recording their reading of a story called "My aunt's bong won't stop screaming my name". Even though it was about a 2 hour read, they were on hour 27. Isiah demanded perfection, and Hunter struggled to meet his expectations. No sleep, no food, and everytime Hunter used the bathroom he'd have to take his lashings from Isiah. "GET IT RIGHT YOU OBSTRUCTION OF A NIMROD POOPY BRAINS" Isiah shouted at Hunter after he didn't get his bear trap moment right again. For some reason, Isiah never swore, but somehow his substitutions he made for them hurt worse than being called any swear word.

After they were finally done recording and Isiah had finished chewing him out for his lackluster performance, it was time to edit. Isiah hung up and sent him a message on discord. "That better be uploaded by the day after tomorrow or I WILL TURN KANSAS CITY INTO HIROSHIMA". Hunter thought that was insensitive, but that was how Isiah played. Hunter got to editing and was about halfway done before he got a notification on his phone. He looked down and saw that Darbo uploaded a video.

Darbo was one of those "funny moments" channels. The ones who just cut up a video and get free views off of making a shorter video than their 2 to 3 to even sometimes 12 hour videos. However, at that last length, he couldn't blame those who just wanted the funny moments. He picked up his phone and saw that Darbo just posted a video called "My aunt's bong won't stop screaming my name | creepcast funny moments". "What the hell" Hunter was still editing the video how did Darbo get this up already. Darbo had gotten the videos up scarily fast before, sometimes even faster than the length of the whole video, but this, this was impossible.

Hunter was snapped out of his wonder by his computer lighting up and screaming the Discord video call sound. It was Isiah. He answered "ye...yes sir?" He trembled. "HOW THE HELL DID THAT THEIF ALREADY UPLOAD THE VIDEO. YOU GAVE IT TO HIM DIDN'T YOU. YOU'VE BEEN GOING BEHIND MY BACK" Isiah raged at him. "N..no sir..I would..I would never". Isiah didn't even hear him "I WILL TURN YOUR HOUSE INTO A PARKING GARAGE AND BURRY YOU UNDERNEATH IT YOU LITTLE CREEP, I WILL OWN EVERYTHING YOU LOVE". Hunter began to cry and panic. The day he fretted had come, the end. Isiah would destroy him and he would have nothing.

As he Isiah was still yelling and Hunter was still crying, he saw a small square form on the wall behind Isiah. "Um...sir" He tried to say. "DON'T YOU INTERUPT ME YOU WORM, I'M NOT DONE TELLING YOU HOW DONE YOU ARE". The square was a door, and it slowly swung open. He opened his mouth to warn Isiah but was once again spoke over and told to shut up. A red, bony creature crawled out of the door. It's face red with yellow eyes and a strangely shaped beard on it. It followed a wire that went from Isiah's desk to the door.

Hunter begun bawling into his hands in fear, not able to put what he was seeing into words. Isiah laughed "you can't even get fired like a man. You're so pitiful it's..." Isiah was cut off. When he looked up Isiah wasn't there. He heard some bony cracks and then the sound of flesh tearing. The red creature raised itself into the Gamer Chair™ and looked into the camera. It was Darbo, and he was wearing two pink air bags on his face. No...those were Isiah's lips.

"Wha...what do you want?!" Hunter managed to push out. The creature responded through the pillows on his face "I want to treat you right, like you deserve my baby boy". Hunter blushed and turned his head slightly in embarrassment, feeling his heart in his chest and his hands getting warm from excitement. Darbo continued "We're going to keep making this podcast together. Without that meanie". Hunter shuddered in excitement and got out one sentence "like some kind of creepcast". Darbo shook his head and they both began licking their screens.

40 episodes later, no one noticed Isiah's absence. Darbo moved to Kansas City and the show continued with a one camera format. Eventually the two became the celebrity couple of the century, with people thinking Darbo was Isiah. And they lived creepily ever after.