WDC #466: Weaponized Love (Submissions)

Hey hey, designers. Believe it or not, I'm posting the results of the Pure Vessel round on time. The goal was to design a card that incentivizes you to run few, or no Neutral cards at all:

• Best Card: Dark Harvest by u/yssurucipe -- (Discord) -- also Best Non-Paladin card!
• Runner-up: Roaming Yak by u/Meepazor -- (Discord)

Weekly Competition

This prompt by u/yangste333 is very funny, because in the Weekly Design Competitions' history, we have had both halves of this prompt -- twice each! But it seems that last week's winner has finally thought to combine the two into a pool noddle free-for-all.

Prompts

Your prompt this week is to design a 0-Attack minion or weapon.

The secondary prompt is best Egg card.

How to participate

Submit your card in the form of a comment on this post which includes a link to the image of your card. If you are submitting several pictures (e. g. a card and its tokens), please link all the images individually. Ideally, check that your links ends on a '.png' or a similar image format. Feel free to browse other entries and leave your feedback on them in the meantime!

Rules, FAQ, Tutorial:

HERE.