Yesterday on the Stern subreddit, I made a post that some considered to be offensive.

If I did offend you I deeply apologize from the bottom of my heart. What I was simply trying to do was make a joke, and the joke got out of hand, because in this situation, it was true. The important thing we can learn from this is A) you shouldn’t drink and do drugs because you might end up in a situation that you regret. And B) I have personally learned that, when I address things I should address them in a much better way, in a SPECIFIC way, as not to offend people. I sincerely mean this, I sincerely stand by the fact that I was joking. And I sincerely apologize that people were offended. Thank you for your time.