Assam Girlfriend!

25M born and brought up in Pal gaam 💢(Not Pandesara or Pahalgam). I am doing CA and my girlfriend is also doing CA, she is from Assam, marwari. We met online and have been in long distance for 10 months now.

One fine day, I cracked a harmless line “girlfriend ke saath jo maza hai, woh wife ke saath nahi milega.” Matlab simple sa joke, referencing Radha-Krishna bond symbol of love, not justification for cheating. Krishna ka naam liya toh madam ne soch liya main Mathura se “cheating culture” import kar raha hoon.

Let me clear it I never said “wife boring hoti hai.” I just meant girlfriend phase has its own fun surprises, masti, thoda junoon. Wife phase has apni izzat aur depth, but it’s different. Har relationship ka apna charm hota hai. Bas yeh baat lightly boli thi. Lekin idhar toh mera joke “red flag thesis paper” ban gaya.

Now madam ji went full Sherlock mode, posting online to ask if this is “normal in gujju culture”. Arre behen, gujju culture main locho normal hai, yeh toh maine joke maara tha.

For the record: first girlfriend, never married, never divorced, not running shaadi.com. And yes, loyal AF. She, on the other hand, already promoted me to husband in her head and started crying episodes without season break.

So dear people of internet, please explain to her sometimes a joke is just a joke. Krishna bhi haste the, har baat ko Bhagavad Gita ka shlok samajhne ki zarurat nahi hoti.

And yes, girls stop DMing me, I won’t break up with her.