I'm very negative about weight loss & well everything. So for once here's some positivity. Weight loss is easy. Pizza walking & cocktails that's it.

So look, let me tell you something. Losing weight is easy, at least for me it has been, which is part of why I've been so negative about it. Like, why are you making such a big deal about something that I haven't really tried hard? But anyway, we're not going to do the negativity right here.

Let me tell you how to lose weight easy. Now, as for dieting, other people can tell you about that, but let me tell you, you can lose – in fact, I'm almost thinking I might be losing too much calories, too much weight, and I need to eat more, which – I don't want to twist my arm, right?

But here's the advice. Charge up your phone, put on a good pair of shoes, and then maybe wait until it's cooler in the evening, and then just spend hours walking up and down the sidewalk while playing with your phone. And I mean, just slow walking while tweeting, you know, crap. And according to this app, I lost like 700-something calories by just – I wish I could show you the screenshot of the picture, but this sub won't let you. I lost like 700 calories just spending like less than three hours slow walking – I'm a big guy – up and down the road, and I lost like over a pound from what I was yesterday, but there's a lot of fluctuation in my weight.

If I do this kind of stuff every day, I could eat pizza and drink a cocktail every day. I just woke up, did a little wake-and-bake, used a dollar store pizza crust, made me a little pizza and a little margarita. The chat GPT says you come to about 1,200 calories, and I'm going to go walk to the dollar store, the dollar store, give me some more of those crusts. It should take about, I don't know, altogether about two hours, and I'll burn like over 500 calories.

I do stuff like this, and the weight just disappears while I eat pizza and drink cocktails every day. If you have margarita and Margherita for breakfast, get you a pizza stone and these little thin crusts from the dollar store. Its so crunchy but the low cook time kinda didnt do the fresh mozzarella any favors but apparently thats how neopolitan, the OG pizza is. It's awesome. You know, weight loss doesn't have to be hard. It's all you got to do.