New owner, 3k miles update

Just hit 3k miles on my 2025 EN! I have zero buyer's remorse and absolutely love it, it's been a 10/10 experience. Got the oil changed at 1k. So far zero issues with the car itself, but it seems I'm cursed nonetheless:

1. Within 2 weeks of buying, someone hit my driver's side door while it was parked and didn't leave a note. I paid 1k to have it repaired, how fun!

2. I parked near a nature area over night, and some lovely creature climbed onto my hood and proceeded to vomit all over my windshield during the night. I cleaned it off with lysol wipes before I was able to get it properly washed, and the smell was worse than 9/11. It must'v been a dog-sized animal for the sheer amount there was, it wasn't human because the smell was worse than anything a human could ever produce. WHY did it decide my car was the ideal location to purge its demonic gut-bile?

3. I also ran over a piece of metal and had to pay $500 for a new tire

Maybe a bunch of homeless dudes will have an orgy in there next