What are some hilariously bad premiums?

For 180k coal or 18k dbls, what are some hilariously bad premiums that I can get? Like, the ones, if brought to ranked, dims the will to fight for your team, and can get one hit pretty quickly?

I know Anhalt, Nottingham, Tiger 59 and Ochakov are such cases. Any more of these that I can buy just for the laughs?