Obsessed with swirlies

Swirlies

I

Fucking

Love them

I don’t know why. It’s just such a massive bit of humiliation, getting your head dunked in a toilet, hearing the flush all around you, feeling helpless and humiliated as your wet hair reminds you what a nerd you are. And wedgies just make it all the better.

I need to get a swirly, so damn much. Please.