So, my teenage son has been trying really hard to get on his school's golf team. He just started playing golf 3 months ago, but spends over 10 hours per week practicing, and he's progressing well...

Yes, he's hooked (or is it sliced?! ). Anyway, he gets home from tryout game#1, and he can't stop talking about another student competitor, Cole.

"Yeah I did well, but Cole has been golfing since he was 4 years old! And he shot a 38 on this tough course!" And "Cole is awesome" and "Cole, this, ....and Cole, that",.. as you can imagine...

I immediately quipped "it sounds like he's a Cole-in-One!"

Well by now my wife's had more than enough of my dad jokes. She actually got angry, I'm not kidding. That's why I'm here in this sub! Anyone else have this problem?