Well would you look at that, finally a post that doesn't revolve around trying to find a domme capable of knocking me down a peg! Who would've thought it? Anyway, while I'm waiting on that seemingly mythical figure that'll awaken the long dormant longing within me to worship at someone's feet, which at this point seems less than likely, what better way than to channel my frustration into something useful, like, say, irreparably disfiguring a couple dozen boi-pussies. That being said, I feel inclined to mention that I'm really not really much a fan of beating 'round the bush, so if you happen to be one of those shy, stuttering types that likes to act all coy rather than immediately bending over, clapping your cheeks and putting yourself on show, I'd advise against getting in touch. Don't get me wrong, you bashful types are cute and all, but what I'm looking for is a bitch with no other aspirations than to spend their days as a common, cock-smitten fuck-sow. DMs heavily preferred!

As always, the same prerequisites apply:

Be literarily capable, by which I mean be able to put some quality in your posts. Now, I know a bunch of you out there are capable of practically writing novellas, but as the old saying goes: quality over quantity. The fact that I'm feeling too lazy to pump out a stream of consistent text walls may also have some slight baring on this.

Refs, kinks and an introduction upon your first DM. Pretty self-explanatory, if I'm gonna be making you my personal cock-sleeve, I wanna know what you look like and just how smutty I can get while leaving an ever-lasting imprint on your prostate. Also, just as an additional note to this, more of a tip, really: put some effort when making your introduction, the more interesting you appear, the more likely I am to want to get to know you better- in this case, 'interesting' may as well be synonymous with slutty, which means high priority to those flirtatious, attention-seeking he-bitches willing to put themselves in any compromising position necessary to properly flaunt themselves. Twerk, pose, parade yourself around, outright embarrass yourself, and I'll see to it that you become the bimbofied slut you were always meant to be. This can also be taken as a guideline for the sort of references I generally go for when it comes to femboys: prettiness and purity is all well and dandy, but what really gets me salivating is a big, bubbly rump I can clap my hands around, and the sort of aesthetic that immediately betrays one nothing more than a sentient sex toy. Oh, also, thiccness is greatly appreciated.

That should be about everything in terms of requirements, so now on to the logistics of the fuckin'. I must admit that at the moment, scene-setting is not at the forefront of my priorities- basically, these swollen she-nuts are fit to burst, so don't be surprised if I forgo the storytelling entirely in favor of making you my bitch on the spot, hence why I recommend you try to pique my interest by coming in with those plush, smackable boi-cheeks shaking. Though with that being said, this doesn't necessarily mean you shouldn't expect me to establish a scene later on down the line. Heck, by the time you get to me, perhaps I'll already have quenched my lust with some other slut and moved on to a more narrative oriented mindset, or perhaps I'll end up liking you enough to collar you and use you on a regular basis, in which case you can expect many sordid stories in your future.

Kink time! Gonna' keep this relatively short on account of being tired of having to type out my extensive list of carnal tastes so frequently. Basically, I'm near limitless, and my top ten kinks can vary on a near daily basis on account of how vast and varied my repertoire is. But, for the sake of helpfulness, I'll give a rough guideline of favorites, even though it's liable to change within the hour: cock worship, breeding, cock drunkenness, obsession, neediness, desperation, anal disfigurement footjobs (this one is optional), sluttiness, show-offs, claiming, gaping, mpreg and generally railing poor souls to the point their once perfect, tight orifices are unable to close ever again. Feel free to list some of your own more exotic kinks after getting in contact, as I'm very unlikely to decline their incorporation.

This is for all of you who either skimmed through the post, couldn't be bothered to read past a few sentences, and those of you might think of trying your luck regardless of not meeting my expectations. What I want is a SLUT. A needy, permanently aroused bimboi who's thoughts only consist of how best to lure some she-stud's meaty fuck-slab into their greedy, puckering slits. Anyone else is nearly certainly going to be rejected. Basically, if you aren't one to act all clingy, to nag, beg, plead and meowl for my attention until I find myself unable to resist, then we aren't likely to hit it off on this occasion. Preference to those of you pathetic breeding sows who don't mind spending the foreseeable future with a throbbing, meaty tail in the form of a prolapse.

Seriously, if your first instinct upon messaging me isn't to clap your ass and show off that bussy, I probably won't take an interest. Show how desperate you are for it: twerk those ludicrously pillowy cheeks, make a show of teasing your pink, breedable slit. Try so hard you embarrass both yourself and me, because who needs self-respect when you can spend the rest of your days being gaped by a nice, fat slab of stud-meat? Simply abandon everything that's important to you and huff on my musk until those pesky brain cells melt away; before long, any doubts you may have had will have disappeared- heck, I'll be surprised if you remember your own name. Oh, and if you haven't already guessed, I have a preference for thiccness and voluptuous derrieres, so those with references that align with that will find themselves at the front of the line.

PLEASE USE REDDIT MESSAGES WHEN CONTACTING ME, I NEVER BOTHER WITH CHAT, so if you send something via the latter, I'll probably never see it. Seriously, I almost never open chat.

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